scratch

Barely Scratched The Surface

Customer: “Hello, young man, can you help me?”

Me: “Yes ma’am. What can I do for you?”

Customer: “Where do you keep your scratch?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!”

Me: “I’m not sure that I’m clear on what you need. Can you tell me what you are going to use it for?”

Customer: “My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.”

Me: “Ma’am, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.”

Customer: “I don’t have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!”

(fundið hér, notalwaysright rokkar).

4 Responses to “scratch”


  1. 1 Eyja 2009-12-17 kl. 15:49

    Hehe, það er líklega álíka erfitt að fá svona „scratch“ keypt og olnbogafeiti. Vonandi hefur frúin farið heim og sagt karlinum að eiga bara sitt scratch sjálfur.

  2. 4 vinur 2009-12-17 kl. 23:13

    Flott. En olnbogafeiti?! Lát heyra. Kærust í bæinn, Guðlaug Hestnes


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