Fékk athugasemd um að textinn sé smár, það er alveg rétt. Hér fer hann á eftir:
Hello, sir, I’m here conducting a poll among registered voters.
Oh, goody!
Are you a democrat or republican?
Neither, I prefer to think for myself
(merkir við í reitinn: Trouble Maker)
Are you liberal or conservative?
Same answer. By the way, those terms are not mutually exclusive,
(reitur: Utter lack of convictions)
Does a candidates’ religion matter to you?
Only if they intend to replace the Constitution with it.
(reitur: Satan worshipper (hinn var Loyal American))
And what do you want from the next president?
To reinstate Habeas corpus, the Geneva Convention and actual democracy.
(reitur: Sides with terrorists)
Sjónvarpið: And here’s what real Americans think, according to the latest survey by the fair and balanced polling service…
Danae: Oh, I hope you’re a real American this time, daddy
dad: *Sigh*
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