Sarpur fyrir 7. júní, 2007

annaðhvort er þetta tröll

eða einhver óhugnanlega heimskur


toppurinn er allt of síður. Fullseint að gera neitt í því. Væri til í að setja hárið upp einhvern veginn, veit samt ekki alveg hvernig. Allt í gogg, hluta í gogg, ekki tagl allavega. Humm?

Föt, svart og hárautt, skartgripir gyllt og rautt, naglalakk gyllt. Átfitt á leiðinni…


í morgun gekk aldeilis bærilega, nú er bara að kveikja á útvarpinu í kvöld, 18.27 – neinei, 19.27 og hlusta.

kanar í kanada

fundið hjá Joke du jour:

„All Time Dumbest Questions
Asked By Banff Park Tourists“

Yes, they’re ALL TRUE as heard at the information
kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff!

1. How do the elk know they’re supposed to cross
at the „Elk Crossing“ signs?

2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?

3. Tourist: „How do you pronounce ‘Elk’?“
Park Information Staff: “ ‘Elk’ “
Tourist: „Oh“.

4. Are the bears with collars tame?

5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?

6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the
picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?

7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?

8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today –
could you tell me what it was?

9. Are there birds in Canada?

10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?

11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?

12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?

13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French,
or is that Saskatchewan?

14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?

15. Which is the way to the Columbia Rice fields?

16. How far is Banff from Canada?

17. What’s the best way to see Canada in a day?

18. Do they search you at the B.C. border?

19. When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our
money to British pounds?

20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians
own one, don’t they?

21. Are there phones in Banff?

22. So it’s eight kilometers away… is that in miles?

23. We’re on the decibel system you know.

24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY,

25. Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?

26. Don’t you Canadians know anything?

27. Where do you put the animals at night?

28. Tourist: „How do you get your lakes so blue?“
Park staff: „We take the water out in the winter
and paint the bottom.“
Tourist: „Oh!“

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