cat in heaven

„A House is Not a Home Without a Cat“
{A Classic}

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to
heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The
Lord says to the cat, „You lived a good life and if
there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven
more comfortable, please let me know.“

The cat thinks for a moment and says, „Lord, all
my life I have lived with a poor family and had
to sleep on a hard wooden floor.“ The Lord stops
the cat and says, „Say no more,“ and a wonderful
fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic
farming accident and go to heaven. Again, there
is the Lord there to greet them with the same

The mice answered, “ All of our lives we have
been chased. We have had to run from cats,
dogs and even women with brooms. Running,
running, running; we’re tired of running. Do
you think we could have roller skates so we
don’t have to run anymore?“ The Lord says,
„Say no more,“ and fits each mouse with
beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the
cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The
Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, „How
are things since you got here?“

The cat stretches and yawns and replies, „It is
wonderful here. Better than I could have ever
expected. And those ‘Meals on Wheels’ you’ve
been sending by are the best!!!“

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