Sarpur fyrir 29. október, 2006


gott að fá netheimilið up and running.

(eins gott að komast þá í gegn núna…)

Er að skoða graduate programs í tónsmíðum víða um heim. Eins gott að hafa eitthvað input í brainstorming sessioninni.

er nokkuð slett í þessari færslu? Nah!

að gera

sér lífið erfitt

og önnur

„Engineer in Hell“

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
St. Peter checks his dossier and says, „Ah, you’re
an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.“

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is
let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied
with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing
and building improvements. After a while, they’ve
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day G~d calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer, „So, how’s it going down there
in hell?“

Satan replies, „Hey, things are going great. We’ve
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to
come up with next.“

G~d replies, „What??? You’ve got an engineer?
That’s a mistake–he should never have gotten
down there; send him up here.“

Satan says, „No way. I like having an engineer
on the staff, and I’m keeping him.“

G~d says, „Send him back up here or I’ll sue.“

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, „Yeah,
right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?“

cat in heaven

„A House is Not a Home Without a Cat“
{A Classic}

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to
heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The
Lord says to the cat, „You lived a good life and if
there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven
more comfortable, please let me know.“

The cat thinks for a moment and says, „Lord, all
my life I have lived with a poor family and had
to sleep on a hard wooden floor.“ The Lord stops
the cat and says, „Say no more,“ and a wonderful
fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic
farming accident and go to heaven. Again, there
is the Lord there to greet them with the same

The mice answered, “ All of our lives we have
been chased. We have had to run from cats,
dogs and even women with brooms. Running,
running, running; we’re tired of running. Do
you think we could have roller skates so we
don’t have to run anymore?“ The Lord says,
„Say no more,“ and fits each mouse with
beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the
cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The
Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, „How
are things since you got here?“

The cat stretches and yawns and replies, „It is
wonderful here. Better than I could have ever
expected. And those ‘Meals on Wheels’ you’ve
been sending by are the best!!!“

ave caesar, morituri te salutant

samkvæmt þessu hér er Þorsteinn Thorarensen allur. Heill honum og samhryggist, Bjössi.

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